Adventure Duration: 15th Dorn 1568-?Events (In bullets until further elaborated)
- Ass Kickers Anonymous forms when Billy Bob commissioned a group of adventurers to escort a man with a mysterious box and his bodyguard, Mutey, to the city of Markarin.
- On the way, A.K.A. go through a Dwarven outpost and mop house (and get mopped themselves).
- One of the gang leaders is apprehended alive, the other is killed and used as a shield ornament.