Cletus, The A.K.A’s favorite unbiased friendly, has taken the liberty of sitting Taggy The Manguy down and finding out Taggy’s feelings on the events of the adventure which took place during the end of Dorn, throughout Wreth, and at the beginning of Haru in the year 1568.
Are we started now? Yeah? Ok! Um. What happened…uhhh, shoot. Oh! Oh! Oh! I remember now! Let’s start again, ok Cletus?
So, Vicky and Scary Lady and me met these two new people who wanted to become friends. Their names? Uh, they were big names. Big, big names. One was a jerky Dwarf and the other was a big meanie snobby Elf. I don’t like them. They’re not to be trusted. Anyway, we let them be friends with us for a while because the mean Elf girl chased us out of the city when we were going to see Mr. Bart and the stupid Dwarf guy poofed out of nowhere. Where? Nowhere! I just said that! Cletus, you’re not dumb too are you?
Yeah! We went to see the Happy Guys at the, uh, outpost place. Mr. Bart met us on the road and brought us there. He’s so cool. We met a wizard guy too. I don’t know what his name was though. He was really weird but really nice too. He told us about Billiam the Fat. No! Dan the Dragon! Or was it Fatty? I can’t remember, but he told us about one of those guys. Why did we go there? We needed a job thing. We were really, really, really bored.
Oh, God. Bored. Yeah, the Happy Guys didn’t have any thing to do for us. Vicky came up with something to do though! It was a great idea. Until it wasn’t. We went back to Mar-Mark-That One Town but went a really long way. It took us so many days. Like, four hundred days.
-Taggy, I was there. It wasn’t four hundred days. It was something like thirty one.
Sorry Cletus. It just felt like forever! Some things did happen on that really long trip. Not very good things. I don’t like animals, they’re really mean. I got stabbed in the chest by a huge bee! That was not fun. And a snake slept on my head. That wasn’t fun either. Then there was this cougar. He almost killed me! But Steve, Steve turned into a Scarebear!
-It’s a Werebear, Taggy. Don’t you want to tell us who Steve is first though?
Yeah! Steve, he’s cool. I didn’t trust him at first though because he was naked. He was on a road and he asked if he could come with us. Vicky said he could but me and Scary Lady weren’t so sure. We took him though, and he saved my life from a cougar! I had been wanting to thock something really badly and then this mean old kitty came by, so I thocked it. Then she jumped me and really hurt me bad. Steve turned into a Sca-Werebear and beat up the kitty, then Vicky saved me with magic.
Finally we got back to that city and tried to find more things to do. Oh! And the jerky Dwarf and the mean Elf disappeared. They poofed and then it was just Vicky and Scary Lady and me. So we went to the Wizard’s Guild to see Dan the Dragon after I found out my Guild was gone. Dan the Dragon is super scary. He gave us money for something though. He also offered us shinies for killing Gnomes! I love Gnomes! Shift is a Gnome! Then he wanted to have us kill Steve! Or was it bring Steve to Dan? I don’t know, all I remember is being scared because Steve was our new friend. He saved my life, I couldn’t let him die. Good thing I found Shift! He made Steve hot and then we left to go see the Happy Guys again.
When we got to the Happy Guys’ hideout place Shift was there! He gave me and Vicky and Scary Lady some shinies for being his friend, I think. He called me a dick and I called him a dick. Then he sent us to Gnome City where we might find some jobs or something.
I think that’s all Cletus. I mean, we did a little bit of things in the Gnome City but I don’t think it was really important. Well, I got new armor thanks to Cheesy Donuts! Haha!
-Cheesy Donuts? What do you mean by that?
It was a super secret codeword thing that Snapple the Tummy gave me to get a discount on armor and stuff at the Gnome City Wizard’s Guild.
-Oh, alright then. Are we done Taggy?
Yeah, we’re done.