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  • I - And So it Was

    Adventure Duration: 15th Dorn 1568-? Events (In bullets until further elaborated) * [[Ass Kickers Anonymous | Ass Kickers Anonymous]] forms when [[NPCs Met During Campaign | Billy Bob ]] commissioned a group of adventurers to escort a man with a …

  • II - The Month Long Journey

    Adventure Duration: ?-? Events (in bullets until someone elaborates further) * Met Bronnen * Visited [[NPCs Met During Campaign | Bart the Bold ]] at [[Fort Bold | Fort Bold]] * Took the long way back to [[Markarin | Markarin]] * Met [[:steven-the- …

  • Taggy's Take

    [[:cletus | Cletus]], The [[Ass Kickers Anonymous | A.K.A's]] favorite unbiased friendly, has taken the liberty of sitting [[:taggy-the-manguy | Taggy The Manguy]] down and finding out Taggy's feelings on the events of the adventure which took place …

  • III - Rust Monsters, Berserking and A Wish for Steven

    Adventure Duration: 4th Haruh 1568-? Events in Bullets (until others elaborate further) * [[NPCs Met During Campaign | Cann ]] gave the group a job of clearing out a dungeon outside of [[Dorville]] * Inside we (notably) encountered * * A giant …

  • Taggy's Double Take

    [[:cletus | Cletus]]: Taggy, do you want to talk about what the [[Ass Kickers Anonymous | Ass Kickers Anonymous]] did last time you all were together?

    [[:taggy-the-manguy | Taggy]]: I guess so, it's been a long time though …

  • The Hell Did I Get Myself Into?

    The following is an excerpt from Enzo Antigone's personal journal.
    Man, I cannot believe that my cat, Labath the Blue, would do that to me. Seriously! That jive turkey was mah best friend for nearly three or four years now. I thought I …

  • V - 101st Founding Festival

    Duration: 2nd Forene 1568 - 8PM 3rd Forene 1568 Events (in Bullet form for others to elaborate on) * The party split up and did their own things *Ingrid* _Day Schwam_ * Met some of the Waifs of Doom after she cracked open a man who was …

  • Home Page

    *_[[A notice to the players]]_* -- Updated 11 July 2010 h1. Welcome to the World of Ferlan [[Petarian Calendar | Current date]]: 4th of [[Forene]], 1568 Current location of the [[Ass Kickers Anonymous | A.K.A.]]: [[Steffon]] This campaign …

  • Main Page

    So far, the [[Ass Kickers Anonymous]] have become famous, infamous, and notorious across mid- to southern-[[Petara]]. _*[[A notice to the players | A notice to the players]]*_ h6. Metagame * [[House Rules]] h6. [[Petara | Petarian]] Information …

  • Ass Kickers Anonymous

    "Ass Kickers Anonymous, a.k.a. A.K.A." formed when three people in the town of [[Thornton]] decided it was in their best interests to band together. _*The Current Group*_ * [[:enzo-antigone | Enzo Antigone]] * [[:ingrid-deguda]] * [[:99210]] * [[: …

  • The Merry Mercs

    The Merry Mercs currently reside in an old dwarven outpost in the mountains between [[Thornton]] and [[Markarin]]. It's unknown who hired them, but they provide safe passage for travelers through the mountain pass -- for a price, of course.

    _* …

  • Thornton

    * Mayor: [[NPCs Met During Campaign | Billy Bob]] * Recent News: Three new wells were built; The architect is unknown, but a passing-by traveler, [[:ingrid-deguda | Ingrid Degüda]], was said to be seen around the areas where each well is now situated …

  • Markarin

    Markarin has become the hub of what seems to be some down right dirty no-gooding lately. Not only has there been a massive influx of wells but [[:dan-the-dragon | Dan the Dragon]] has taken over the Wizard's Guild in the city leaving [[:billiam-the-fat | …

  • The End of Something Beautiful

    A good tower shield has many uses. It can be used as a small raft to put vital equipment, like a lit torch, a royal seal and parchment documents containing secret execution orders of top military vassals and religious figures, in when your vessel is …

  • Ingrid Degüda's Diary

    _[Being a less sentimental creature than most, Ingrid Degüda, or Ingrid the Bastard, doesn't ordinarily write her thoughts down, thus the …

  • The Early Years

    *Ingrid's Birth* On the 15th of Dorn in the year of 1548 [[The Dagstund Family|Ophelia Marie Dagstund]] gave birth to a frail baby girl, Ingrid. [[The Dagstund Family|Marcus]], Ophelia’s father, delivered the young babe. He didn’t think that she …

  • Fort Bold

    There had been a time when Fort Bold was a vile place full of brigands, ghouls and a dragon. The [[Ass Kickers Anonymous | Ass Kickers Anonymous]] changed this, with the help of [[NPCs Met During Campaign | Mutey ]], of [[The Merry Mercs | The Merry …

  • The Place Where Hope Ceases To Overcome

    This long and dismal name for the elven encampment that [[:taggy-the-manguy | Taggy the Manguy]] used to call home is named such for a, say, brighter reason. There was a time when the nomad elves of this tribe lived in cities scattered throughout Ferlan …

  • The Settler

    The Settler was the first elf of the tribe from [[The Place Where Hope Ceases To Overcome | The Place Where Hope Ceases To Overcome]] to turn away from civilization and live in a position of unchanging ideas, languages, feelings, morals, ethics, and …

  • Praise To Us, Forgotten and Pleased

    This festival was held bicentennially in the elven encampment [[The Place Where Hope Ceases To Overcome | The Place Where Hope Ceases To Overcome]]. The exact historical origins aren't properly known, but the year has been approximated to sometime in the …

  • Petarian Calendar

    The Petarian Calendar was, as the name implies, invented by the [[Petara | Petarian]] people. The twelve months are separated into three months dependent on the seasons. Each month consists of five weeks and each week consists of six days. Major periods …

  • Forene

    Forene is the tenth month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is an autumn month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 | …

  • Parva

    Parva is the second month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is a winter month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are concieved._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 | …

  • Quas

    Quas is the third month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is a winter month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 | Ayar …

  • Brunnen

    Brunnen is the fourth month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is a spring month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 | …

  • Kree

    Kree is the fifth month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is a spring month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 | Ayar …

  • Dorn

    Dorn is the sixth month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is a spring month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 | Ayar …

  • Wreth

    Wreth is the seventh month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is a summer month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 | …

  • Haru

    Haru is the eighth month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is a summer month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 | …

  • Serit

    Serit is the ninth month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is a summer month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday |_.Notes | | 1 | Kayar | | | | 2 | Oyar | | | | 3 | Rayna …

  • Aregar

    Aregar is the tenth month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is an autumn month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 | …

  • Yettir

    Yettir is the eleventh month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is an autumn month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 …

  • Fimbul

    Fimbul is the first month of the [[Petarian Calendar]]. It is a winter month in most parts of the continent. _Note: Holidays will be added as they are conceived._ |_.Day |_.Name |_.Holiday | | 1 | Kayar | | | 2 | Oyar | | | 3 | Rayna | | | 4 | …

  • Petara

    Petara is the continent on the world of [[Ferlan]] that the [[Ass Kickers Anonymous | current group]] currently adventures. It has the standard mix of [[elf | elves]], [[dwarf | dwarves]], [[gnome | gnomes]], [[halfling | halflings]], et cetara living on …

  • Petarian Pantheon

    This pantheon originated on the continent of [[Petara]] and flourished particularly in the area now known as the Midland Realms. It is still widely worshiped throughout the region. _Note: More information will be added as time and creativity allow._

  • Borne out of Incredible Boredom

    So, I've had a lot of time to think lately. A LOT of time. So much time, in fact, that I’ve taken to writing this silly diary to keep myself sane. After our escapades at what is now [[Fort Bold | Fort Bold]], we just kind of wandered around aimlessly. …

  • A notice to the players

    Here's just a few guidelines of adding things on here: * KEEP TRACK OF THE PAGES YOU CREATE AND UPDATE. If you want XP for them, it's the only way I can know because you guys fill up my newsfeed _very_ quickly! * In regards to NPCs: You will NOT be …

  • Go me, Gno me!

    Having grown up around humans, I’ve got to say that the prospect of sparring with gnome fighters was one which amused me to no end. I mean, they are such small little guys. I knew better than to doubt their prowess, though, but when I think of them …

  • Shacklefix

    Shacklefix is a [[gnome]] city near the southern end of the [[Black Mountains]]. Presently, Shacklefix is being threatened with war from [[Markarin]] for no apparent reason. As such, it is not where it appears on the map. All that appears at the …

  • Sussex

    Sir William Joseph Vladimir Sussex was the proud son of the Baron of Ernkest. He was trained from his youth in the military arts. The Baron had illusions that Sussex would one day be able to lead his men in combat to expand the family's territory in a …

  • Dorville

    Yar, it be two days West of Shacklefix * Mayor: [[NPCs Met During Campaign | Cann ]]

  • Crescent Lake

    Crescent Lake is a fairly large and deep freshwater lake situated in mid-southern [[Petara]]. The only civilization near it is the village of Crescent Lake. The lake is home to many varieties of freshwater fish, and according to [[Ass Kickers Anonymous | …

  • Infamous

    [[Jack Degüda | Jack Degüda's]] privateering vessel. _More information will be added as the Scribes of Orchid Cove continue their research._

  • Deron

    !(media-item-align-right)http://blog.seattlepi.com/peoplescritic/library/mjw.jpg! "DERON IS ONE BAD MOTHA--SHUT YO MOUTH! What? I'm just talkin' bout Deron, baby!"

    Deron supports glory in battle. Act selfless and compassionate and Deron will …

  • NPCs Met During Campaign

    This page is dedicated to archiving all of the non-player characters that the party meets during the campaign. Please refrain from listing every single person, as there are many irrelevant people in the world, just like in real life. Characters with …

  • Nicorada

    Nicorada is a powerful wizard that seems to be popping up fairly regularly during the A.K.A's adventures. His journal notes will be archived here.
    This excerpt from Nicorada's journal was discovered by the [[Ass Kickers Anonymous | A.K …

  • The Dragon Spires of Markarin

    The Dragon Spires of [[Markarin]] were affiliated with [[The Nine Spires]] until approximately mid-[[Petarian Calendar | 1568]]. After that point, the leader of The Nine Spires, [[:billiam-the-fat | Billiam the Fat]], was cut off from the Markarin branch …

  • Woodland Defenders

    The Woodland Defenders are a band of defenders, primarily composed of [[elf | elves]], that prowls the midland area of [[Petara]], keeping it safe from monsters. Not much is known about them, and they plan on keeping it that way.


    *Known …

  • The Nine Spires

    The Nine Spires is a worldwide guild of [[wizard | wizards]]. For the past 53 years, the organization has been headed by [[:billiam-the-fat | Billiam the Fat]] and has been working for the betterment of society. They buy, sell, trade, and evaluate …

  • House Rules

    The rules that we use are a horrible abomination made up of bits and pieces of BECMI Rules Cyclopedia, First Edition, and Second Edition. DM's note: more details will come when I'm not writing adventures!

  • Westershire

    Westershire is just yonder [[The Dragon's Tail]] behind [[Steffon]] and its main populace is made up of Haflings. If one were to perform a quick census one would discover that the Halfling population hovers around eighty percent or so. Though, the extra …

  • Taking a Break from that Book

    This friggin’ book is beginning to drive me insane. Not you, the one that I found in that musty old wizard’s workshop. I swear I’ve done nothing but read it for the last two weeks, and I’m still not even halfway through it. Books aren’t a weakness for …

  • Steffon

    Steffon is a city located in the foothills bordering [[The Dragon's Tail]]. It is accepting of [[Petara | humans]], [[elf | elves]], [[half elf | half-elves]], [[dwarf | dwarves]], [[halfling | halflings]], [[gnome | gnomes]], and well-behaved [[half orc …

  • Taggy The Manguy - Deceased

    Taggy the Manguy's history is not the happiest one could hope for from such a sweet, lovable idiot. If one were to delve deep enough into his background one has to reach beyond Taggy himself. The traumas and misfortunes that Taggy had to go through were …

  • Cletus

    Cletus is a slack-jawed yokel from the farmland surrounding [[Markarin | Markarin]] that the [[Ass Kickers Anonymous | party]] hired to guard their donkeys at a rate of 2 golden hands per week, and guard their donkeys he does.

  • Dan the Dragon

    Not much is currently known about Dan the Dragon aside from two primary points. First off, he is now the leader of the [[Markarin Wizard's Guild | Wizard's Guild]] in [[Markarin | Markarin]] after labeling [[:billiam-the-fat | Biliam the Fat]] a traitor. …

  • Shift

    One of [[:taggy-the-manguy | Taggy's]] many "friends" Shift is, well, he's shifty. One of his favorite things to do is to slip a nice handful of platinum into someone's hand to make sure they're on the same page. Shift is a fairly powerful wizard. How …

  • Billiam the Fat

    Former leader of the [[Markarin Wizard's Guild | Markarin Wizard's Guild]]. Billiam is now named a traitor by [[:dan-the-dragon | Dan the Dragon]] for disagreeing with the Gnome genocide and has sealed himself off in a dimension all to his own. He accepts …

  • Fibble Dediddle

    Fibble Dediddle was the gnomish apprentice of Billiam the Fat and a resident of [[Shacklefix]] until Billiam sent her along with [[Ass Kickers Anonymous]]. She is foppish yet humble and soft-hearted, energetic, blustering, studious, and ponderous. She can …

  • Staff Sergeant Maxwell Fightmaster

    Everything known about Maxwell Fightmaster is known thanks to rumors. The rumors are not rumors, but truths.

    Factoids

    * The reason that [[Steffen]] needs no wells is because Staff Sergeant Maxwell Fightmaster become enraged one day …