"I have a job for you."

"Did you see me kill that orc? Yeah, it was awesome."

"Hmm, yes, foul creatures they are..."

"Aw man, dat be mah main man Shift!"

"Hey, uh, guys...we've got a situation here..."

The bastard who knows her blade as well as her enemies know their maker

"There's more where that came from if you keep on the right side."

"Imagine Duke Nukem, but manlier."

"Did you take Jack off yet?"

"...Whatever."